Funny cards you print at home.
Add their name, write the inside in your own words, download the PDF, fold it. A real card in the time it takes the printer to warm up. Free, no account.
Free printable funny Christmas cards
Christmas cards for the people who will actually read the inside. Every card here is a free PDF: print it on your home printer, fold it, write their name, done.
Six designs that do half the joke for you
A get-well card dressed as a hazard sign. A thank-you as an itemized receipt. You bring the words; the format brings the straight face.
Official notice
Letterhead, a serial number and a rubber stamp. Inside reads like a memo.
Receipt
A till receipt with a torn edge and a barcode. Your message is the itemized list.
Warning label
Hazard yellow with a caution band. Inside gives directions.
Group chat
Your words as a run of texts, with someone already typing back.
Award
A ribbon rosette on the front, a certificate inside.
Permission slip
A school form with the reason filled in by hand.
From the browser to their fridge door
1
Make it
Pick a design, add their name, write the inside. The preview is exactly what prints.
2
Print it
Download the PDF and print it on US Letter paper or card stock at 100% scale.
3
Fold it
Fold on the marks. Quarter-fold needs no scissors; the 5 x 7 needs one cut.
Ready-made printable cards
Funny Day Cards is published by its editorial team. Every ready-made joke on this site is approved by a person before it becomes a card. The generator is yours: your words, on a design that prints clean on a home printer.