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Funny Day Cards

Free printable funny Valentine's Day cards

Valentine's cards for adults who would rather not shop for one. Four are for a partner and two are safe for a friend or coworker. Every card is a free PDF you print and fold at home.

The cards

  • Valentine'splans: thecouch,takeout,and you.
    No reservation. No crowd.No prix fixe menu. Justthe good blanket and you.Happy Valentine's Day.

    The Couch

    For someone who knows you well

  • I love youmorethan thelast slice.
    Not by a lot. Butmeasurably. HappyValentine's Day. It's yours.Take it before I changemy mind.

    Dinner Plans

    For someone who knows you well

  • Tonight, I'mgoing to dosomethingI've neverdonebefore.
    Unload the dishwasherwithout being asked.Light a candle if you wantto watch. HappyValentine's Day.

    Long-Married Romance

    For someone who knows you well

  • Is it toosoon togive you aValentine'scard?
    I went back and forth onthis for a week. Here it is.It's casual. HappyValentine's Day. Text me.

    Early Days

    For someone who knows you well

  • HappyValentine'sDay to myofficial textproofreader.
    Thank you for every "doNOT send that." You'vesaved me more timesthan I can count. Loveyou.

    For Friends

    Safe for the office

  • HappyValentine'sDay to myprinter-sidecomplaintdepartment.
    You've heard everycomplaint. You've nevertold a soul. That's reallove, the platonic officekind.

    For a Work Friend

    Safe for the office

Download all 6 valentine's day cards in one ZIP

One print-ready PDF per card, bundled together: 6 files, each on its own US Letter sheet with fold marks. Built on your device, so nothing is uploaded.

Want their name on the front?

The card generator puts their name and your own message on one of six designs, in Valentine's Day colors.

Make a Valentine's Day card

How to print and fold it

Plain printer paper works. Card stock in the 65 to 80 lb range feels like a store card and still feeds through most home printers.

Quarter-fold, 4.25 x 5.5 in

  1. Print the PDF on one side of a US Letter sheet at 100% scale ("Actual size", not "Fit to page").
  2. Fold the sheet in half from top to bottom, printed side out. The small marks at the edges show where.
  3. Fold it in half again so the front design faces out and the fold is on its left. Write inside, sign it, done.

Half-fold, 5 x 7 in

  1. Print both pages on one sheet, two-sided, at 100% scale, flipping on the short edge. No two-sided printing? Print page 1, then feed the same sheet back in for page 2. Try it on plain paper first to learn which way your printer feeds.
  2. Cut on the corner marks with scissors or a paper trimmer. You end up with a 10 x 7 inch piece.
  3. Fold it in half on the center marks. That is a 5 x 7 card for a standard A7 envelope.

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Frequently asked questions

Are these Valentine's Day cards really free?

Yes. Every card on this page is a free PDF with no account, no email and no watermark. Print as many as you need.

Can I download all the Valentine's Day cards at once?

Yes. The ZIP button gives you one print-ready PDF per card, 6 files in all, in either paper format. It is built on your device.

Which Valentine's cards are safe for work?

Two of the six are marked office-safe: the friends card and the work friend card. The other four are written for a partner.

Can I print these as classroom Valentine's cards?

No. These are written for adults, so they are not meant for a classroom exchange.

Who writes the jokes?

Options are drafted with AI tools, and a person picks and edits each card before it is published here. Drafts that do not make the cut never become cards.

Can I add a name or my own message?

Write it by hand inside the printed card, or use the card generator to make a card with their name and your own words on it.