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Funny printable birthday cards for dad

Birthday cards for the dad who is impossible to shop for. Each one is a free PDF that prints on one sheet of paper, so you can have it done tonight.

The cards

  • Happybirthdayto a manwho backsinto everyparkingspot.
    Even at the grocery store.Even when it's empty.Ready to leave at amoment's notice, and Irespect it.

    Dad and the Parking Lot

    Safe for the office

  • Happybirthday,Dad.Nobodytouched thethermostat.
    That's the gift. We allagreed. Every single oneof us. For one day. Enjoyit.

    Dad and the Thermostat

    Safe for the office

  • Happybirthday toa manwho's at thegate threehours early.
    Boarding pass printed,folded, in his shirt pocket.Shoes off. Living thedream. Happy birthday,Dad.

    Dad on the Road

    Safe for the office

  • Dad signsevery textmessage.
    "Love, Dad." Even the onesthat just say "OK." Happybirthday. We know it'syou. Please never stop.

    Dad on the Phone

    Safe for the office

Download all 4 birthday cards for dad cards in one ZIP

One print-ready PDF per card, bundled together: 4 files, each on its own US Letter sheet with fold marks. Built on your device, so nothing is uploaded.

Want their name on the front?

The card generator puts their name and your own message on one of six designs, in Birthday colors.

Make a birthday card

How to print and fold it

Plain printer paper works. Card stock in the 65 to 80 lb range feels like a store card and still feeds through most home printers.

Quarter-fold, 4.25 x 5.5 in

  1. Print the PDF on one side of a US Letter sheet at 100% scale ("Actual size", not "Fit to page").
  2. Fold the sheet in half from top to bottom, printed side out. The small marks at the edges show where.
  3. Fold it in half again so the front design faces out and the fold is on its left. Write inside, sign it, done.

Half-fold, 5 x 7 in

  1. Print both pages on one sheet, two-sided, at 100% scale, flipping on the short edge. No two-sided printing? Print page 1, then feed the same sheet back in for page 2. Try it on plain paper first to learn which way your printer feeds.
  2. Cut on the corner marks with scissors or a paper trimmer. You end up with a 10 x 7 inch piece.
  3. Fold it in half on the center marks. That is a 5 x 7 card for a standard A7 envelope.

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  • Free Printable Funny Christmas Cards

    Funny Christmas cards you can print at home for free. Download the PDF, print it on cardstock, fold it, and sign it tonight. No account needed.

Frequently asked questions

Are these birthday cards really free?

Yes. Every card on this page is a free PDF with no account, no email and no watermark. Print as many as you need.

Can I download all the birthday cards at once?

Yes. The ZIP button gives you one print-ready PDF per card, 4 files in all, in either paper format. It is built on your device.

Are these dad cards safe to hand over at a family party?

Yes. All four are marked office-safe, which means nothing inside needs explaining to a grandparent or a coworker.

Can I change the name or the wording?

The ready-made cards are fixed as approved. To put your own words on a card, use the card generator, or write a line by hand inside the printed card.

Who writes the jokes?

Options are drafted with AI tools, and a person picks and edits each card before it is published here. Drafts that do not make the cut never become cards.

Can I add a name or my own message?

Write it by hand inside the printed card, or use the card generator to make a card with their name and your own words on it.