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Funny printable anniversary cards

Anniversary cards for a couple that says it with a joke. Every card is a free PDF that prints on one sheet, so remembering this morning still works.

The cards

  • Happyanniversaryto the onlyperson whounderstandsthe chair.
    The clothes aren't dirty.They're not clean. Theylive on the chair. You getit. That's love.

    The Chair

    For someone who knows you well

  • Happyanniversaryto myfavoritespaceheater.
    You run hot. I run cold.Together we make onecomfortable person. Ilove you.

    Hot and Cold

    For someone who knows you well

  • Proof oflove: I leftyou thelast slice.
    Then I ate half of it. But Ileft you the half with themost cheese. Happyanniversary.

    What We Eat

    For someone who knows you well

  • Happyanniversaryto myemergencycontact.
    Not a romantic title. Butit's the one that matters.You're the one they call.I'm so glad it's you.

    The Long Haul

    For someone who knows you well

Download all 4 anniversary cards in one ZIP

One print-ready PDF per card, bundled together: 4 files, each on its own US Letter sheet with fold marks. Built on your device, so nothing is uploaded.

Want their name on the front?

The card generator puts their name and your own message on one of six designs, in Anniversary colors.

Make a anniversary card

How to print and fold it

Plain printer paper works. Card stock in the 65 to 80 lb range feels like a store card and still feeds through most home printers.

Quarter-fold, 4.25 x 5.5 in

  1. Print the PDF on one side of a US Letter sheet at 100% scale ("Actual size", not "Fit to page").
  2. Fold the sheet in half from top to bottom, printed side out. The small marks at the edges show where.
  3. Fold it in half again so the front design faces out and the fold is on its left. Write inside, sign it, done.

Half-fold, 5 x 7 in

  1. Print both pages on one sheet, two-sided, at 100% scale, flipping on the short edge. No two-sided printing? Print page 1, then feed the same sheet back in for page 2. Try it on plain paper first to learn which way your printer feeds.
  2. Cut on the corner marks with scissors or a paper trimmer. You end up with a 10 x 7 inch piece.
  3. Fold it in half on the center marks. That is a 5 x 7 card for a standard A7 envelope.

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Frequently asked questions

Are these anniversary cards really free?

Yes. Every card on this page is a free PDF with no account, no email and no watermark. Print as many as you need.

Can I download all the anniversary cards at once?

Yes. The ZIP button gives you one print-ready PDF per card, 4 files in all, in either paper format. It is built on your device.

Are these for a spouse or a partner?

Either. All four are written for someone you live with and are marked for someone who knows you well, so skip them for a coworker or a new relationship.

Who writes the jokes?

Options are drafted with AI tools, and a person picks and edits each card before it is published here. Drafts that do not make the cut never become cards.

Can I add a name or my own message?

Write it by hand inside the printed card, or use the card generator to make a card with their name and your own words on it.