Funny Christmas card maker
Put their name on the front, write the inside in your own words, and pick one of six designs in Christmas colors. Download a print-ready PDF and fold it into a real card. Free, no account, and nothing you type leaves your browser. Want a finished card instead? Print one of the ready-made Christmas cards.
US Letter, one page. Made on your device; your words are not uploaded.
US Letter, one page. Made on your device; your words are not uploaded.
How to print and fold it
Plain printer paper works. Card stock in the 65 to 80 lb range feels like a store card and still feeds through most home printers.
Quarter-fold, 4.25 x 5.5 in
- Print the PDF on one side of a US Letter sheet at 100% scale ("Actual size", not "Fit to page").
- Fold the sheet in half from top to bottom, printed side out. The small marks at the edges show where.
- Fold it in half again so the front design faces out and the fold is on its left. Write inside, sign it, done.
Half-fold, 5 x 7 in
- Print both pages on one sheet, two-sided, at 100% scale, flipping on the short edge. No two-sided printing? Print page 1, then feed the same sheet back in for page 2. Try it on plain paper first to learn which way your printer feeds.
- Cut on the corner marks with scissors or a paper trimmer. You end up with a 10 x 7 inch piece.
- Fold it in half on the center marks. That is a 5 x 7 card for a standard A7 envelope.
More ways to make a card
- Free Printable Funny Christmas Cards
Funny Christmas cards you can print at home for free. Download the PDF, print it on cardstock, fold it, and sign it tonight. No account needed.
- Funny Card Generator
Make a funny card with their name and your own message, pick one of six designs, and download a print-ready PDF that folds into a real card.
Frequently asked questions
Is this Christmas card maker free?
Yes. All six designs and both paper formats are free, with no account, no watermark and no email.
What happens to the names and message I type?
They stay on your device. The preview and the PDF are both made in your browser, so nothing you type is uploaded or stored by this site.
Can I make a whole stack of cards for different people?
Yes. Change the name and the message, download the PDF, and repeat. Each download is one card. For a ready-made set instead, download the Christmas ZIP on the printable Christmas cards page.
What paper and envelope do I need?
US Letter paper at 100% scale. Card stock around 65 to 80 lb feels like a store card and still feeds through most home printers. The quarter-fold card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches and fits an A2 envelope; the 5 x 7 half-fold fits an A7 envelope.
Does it write the joke for me?
No. You write the inside, so it sounds like you. If you want a starting point, the starter buttons fill in an approved fill-in-the-blank line that you finish with your own details.